Relationship between Two eyes - Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?

They blink together,

They move together,

They cry together,

They see things together and

they sleep together

BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what is true
friendship !!

But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye
blinks and the other remains open.....

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Realistic Joke

Mrs. Khaleda Zia, President Iaz Uddia and Mrs. Sheik Hasina are flying on
an airplane to find a solution of the existing political crisis. Why in an airplane?
They wanted to avoid the over enthusiastic media including Munni Shaha and Talat Mahmud.

Mrs. Khaleda Zia looks at Sheik Hasina and says, "You know, I could throw
a 500 taka note out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Mrs Sheik Hasina shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw five
100 taka notes out the window and make 10 people very happy." President
Iaz Uddin says, "Of course then, I could throw five-hundred 1 taka notes out
the window and make five-hundred people very happy."

At this point, the pilot of the aircraft looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

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